There's a wolf in my bathroom.
No, really, there isn't.
They say.
An opinion, I think, based largely on probability.
It's there most mornings
Noble and menacing.
No, really.
It has grey blue eyes and looks hungry.
I understand your scepticism
But trust me.
I know.
There is a wolf in my bathroom.
I love the eccentricity of this as well as the fact it peaks my curiosity. Are you the wolf or is it an hallucination?
I hope you are not harbouring the beast of Bodmin Moor?
And you should know