WE FOUND THE CURE
WE FOUND THE CURE
YOU HAVE? THEN TELL US NOW
Rattlesnake venom, by the pint, mixed with yellow snow
But surely that will kill us?
Ah, but all the shaking goes
But what about the death bit? Too drastic, we say no
WE FOUND THE CURE
WE FOUND THE CURE
YOU HAVE? THEN TELL US NOW!
Two pints of brandy everyday, mixed with others from a cow
Please forgive our disbelief, it doesn't sound right somehow
Ah, go on, just try it, if only just for now
Somebody has to, otherwise it will never sell
WE FOUND THE CURE
WE FOUND THE CURE
What? Are you back again?
Yes I am and this time, with a pill to dull the pain
This one is surely bound to work
As I can't even spell the name, let alone say it
Let us see, paracetamol, tried it and it doesn't work
Oh, how about aspirin?….
Or lentil soup , injected…
What do you mean…by bugger off?
Nice, I was only trying to help
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