PantsJim ReadFeb 111 min readThere was a young man from PenzanceWho always wore two pairs of pantsHe did declareThat two is a pairAnd besides they keep out the ants
Here we go!
There was a young man from Bute
Adept at juggling fruit
Whilst falling down stairs
He kept two pears in the air
And declared 'That was a hoot!'
Can’t beat a limerick, v.good. Soooo….
. A young ornithologist called Buck
Proudly showed me a photo he took,
He said it’s a very rare bird,
I said, don’t be absurd,
It’s not a short necked goose. It’s a duck.
I heard his best friend was a vicar
whose underpants were a bit slicker
but a terrible tear
in his favourite pair
resulted in just half a knicker
Made me smile.