Noun: The act of nurglarising
There’s something up with Whatshisname
He’s not himself they say
His brain has just been burgled
His neurons have been nurgled
His Nigra less substantial every day
And you remember Thingummy?
I heard he’s had a call
from Parkinson, the burglar,
the nasty, neural nurgler
Now Thingy can’t remember bugger all
He’s like that woman Whatsherface
She’s always in a daze
Just burbling and gurgling
She’s had a dose of nurgling
The kind of nasty trick that Parkie plays
I’ve got such happy memories
Of people that I knew
But since I had my nurglary
Their names and facts are mercury
But how I feel about them is still true
Cognition can be compromised
If ever you are nurglarised
And sometimes it can come out of the blue
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