Considering a new career
Although advancing in years
Jobcentre said what can you do
Shake I said which is so true
Searched for shake on the database
Workcoach had a smile on face
It only has found one hit
Can you shake your ass a bit?
What duties do I perform?
Take your clothes off is the norm
Vacancy for a stripper
Could be lucky with tippers
Asked could I remove clothes slow
Yes I can give it ago
That is how it all began
The Parkinson's stripper man
So I began the first show
Audience numbers bit low
Never mind the music starts
Onto stage perform my arts
Start to fumble with my shirt
Try to multitask and flirt
Impatience starts to mount
Buttons I try to surmount
I start to flaunt and tease
Losing balance down on knees
Get up again then I froze
Will they notice strike a pose
Heavy breathing I will use
As I bend take off my shoes
Trousers off movements don't flow
Next time must get some Velcro
Suddenly I bust a move
Dyskinesia shows a groove
Someone shouts out can I twerk
Moves keep on that’s how drugs work
Put my head in ladies lap
Fell asleep took a nap
Woke with start, to continue
All is quiet as they view
Almost there the full Monty
What do I hear that can't be
All around I hear the snores
No PD audience applause
Picked up clothes ready to go
Made a fortune just one go
Value for money regret
They paid me by the minute
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