Please don’t shout I’m quite nearby.
Don’t raise your voice I hear you cry.
If you were louder, I could hear.
But all your words just disappear.
Perhaps I’m really blocked with wax.
The TV volume’s up to max
Talk to me not to the wall!
It’s no good muttering up the hall.
We all get deaf as we get old.
You keep saying you weren’t told.
I remember speaking loud and clear
You nodded twice that means “I hear”.
The doctor said my ears are fine.
This loss of hearing is a sign.
You’ve got a very rare complaint.
It’s marital deafness please don’t faint.
There is a cure it’s simply this.
End each evening with a kiss!
That made me smile. Thank you