There is a little trend, that is sweeping across our nation
In National and local government, and is causing consternation
Working out were everything is, can cause us all frustration
To tell the truth, or am I, it's called Johnsonalisation
It started as a Borism, but that didn't cut the ice
Which was needed at the party, he attended once or twice
In order to control things, and keep them from the Press
They invented Johnsonalisation, and the Cabinet were impressed
And if you are unlucky, your misdemeanour found
It can be Johnsonalisated, to where it's safe and sound
And under an enquiry, no comment can be made
Therefore the Johnsonalidated Johnsonalisation can always be displayed
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