Thought I had better type this song
John you have got things totally wrong
There ain't no buts or ifs
I appreciate John Smiths
Accept the facts, whether wrong or right
Your name gets used both day and night
Be proud , stand tall, and take a bow
Nobody does that for me!
I know , I know, , everyone that's sold
Ends up being kept out in the cold
But lease, yes please, stay hearty
When you arrive we party
I hope this ditty brings a smile
As it is intended to
But I have had too many of your namesakes
Got to go to the loo.....
Relieved once more, a smaller tale
I will give about an American man
Who was walking in his local airport
A business trip was planned
Meanwhile, in arrivals, a plane from Glasgow came
Full of Celtic Supporters, here fir a friendly game
And proudly bared upon their hooped shirts
Was the sponsor’s name
Our American friend could hear the words
Hail! Hail! the Celts are here! They cried
And in disbelief , upon the shirts
His name he clearly spied
Why are you all wearing my name
Said our Mr Smith
He then learnt about Celtic FC
Lisbon Lions, roaming free
He now watches them on his TVs
Every single game
When the sponsors heard that tale
They sent an invite to our man
Taking him to Glasgow, an Old Firm game to hand
Rangers were massacred by O'Neills masterplan
Cheer up. We like you
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