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Writer's pictureJohn Dallison

I'm Not Nice!

I'm so agreeable, friendly and polite -

In the manner of 'Sergeant Wilson'.

An old-time, affable English type,

Who greeted every situation with,

'That's so awfully nice!'

Yet Wilson got up his captain's nose.

Who found that superior, old-boy, pose

To be so awfully condescending.


That word, 'nice' -

Passive-aggressive,

Supercilious, hypocritical;

The lazy person's adjective,

Too vague and too bland.


So I assert that, in spite of my mien,

An amiable manner can contain great spleen.

'English insincerity', seldom says what it means -

And

I'm not NICE!

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Unknown member
Jun 06, 2023

Nice one John!

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Alison Blevins
Alison Blevins
Jun 05, 2023

Love the Captain Wilson reference, a brilliant take on the word 'nice'.

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Nigel Smith
Nigel Smith
Jun 05, 2023

A delight to read! I don't know where on the 'Nice' scale you truly lie John, but I can say with certainty, from a place where they call 'a spade, a shovel' that it's always a pleasure to be in your company.

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Alice Carroll
Alice Carroll
Jun 03, 2023

Thanks for the heads up on the meaning of nice.

I’ll be careful in the use of nice in the future.

As far I can tell, brilliant is the best, excellent is second best, lovely is average, and nice is one step up from being a total failure.

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John Dallison
John Dallison
Jun 04, 2023
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😉 Thanks, Alice, I enjoyed your comments. Brilliant!

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