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Funny Business

Writer: Jarlath BusbyJarlath Busby

Funny Business

 

Knock, knock! Have you heard the one

A horse walks into a bar

With an Irishman, a Scottish man and an Englishman         

Each order a double entendre, a stiff one

Discussing misogyny

With a dumb blonde and their mother in law

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

And here I, not distracted by the jay walking chicken

Pen like a shakey spear

Writing a play on words

Dissecting jokes like a frog

Observing stuff but my stuff’s not funny

And what’s the result?

Real Madrid 1, Surreal Madrid Fish

I call over the fly catching waiter

Not even a flicker

But what does he know

He’s from Barcelona

3 Comments


markcrump2010
markcrump2010
Apr 03, 2024

Brilliant stuff…. I truly believe the humour is 100%. The best medicine . I use it in all my poetry .

Keep up the good work, 👍👍

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Martin Pickard
Martin Pickard
Mar 18, 2024

That's fun. Well done

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Ali Turnbull
Ali Turnbull
Mar 18, 2024

Love it - especially the reference to Manuel at the end.

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