Funny Business

Funny Business

Knock, knock! Have you heard the one

A horse walks into a bar

With an Irishman, a Scottish man and an Englishman         

Each order a double entendre, a stiff one

Discussing misogyny

With a dumb blonde and their mother in law

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

And here I, not distracted by the jay walking chicken

Pen like a shakey spear

Writing a play on words

Dissecting jokes like a frog

Observing stuff but my stuff’s not funny

And what’s the result?

Real Madrid 1, Surreal Madrid Fish

I call over the fly catching waiter

Not even a flicker

But what does he know

He’s from Barcelona