The wonderful poem about dreaming beans got me thinking about the weird dreams that Parkinson's inspires. Not sure I should own up to this- another occasion I think I should have used a pseudonym.
Dream Theme
Last night a dream woke me up with a jolt
I’m running like the wind, sprinting like Bolt
My legs won’t stop, going ever faster
I scream, fearing impending disaster
Does that mean I’m headed for a fall?
It’s a recurring dream that I’m able to fly
A snowman in the air, soaring sky high
My tremor starts with the cold as it snows
Shaking out my coal eyes and carrot nose
Does that mean my future is abominable?
My wife dreamt she was dancing with Elvis
Cheek to cheek and pelvis to pelvis
Though she maintains its me she’d still choose
Her head is being turned by blue suede shoes
Does that mean my esteem is all shook up?
I dreamt a dream, a horror of horrors
I’m in a jacuzzi with Nadine Dorries
Kissing and fondling, glistening wet
Smoking crack and snorting Sinemet
Does that mean I should be sectioned?
This made me smile. It’s great to bring humour to the madness.