Consultant’s got his hat on! Hip hip hip hooray Consultant’s got his hat on And is going to work today
Oh s**t here comes the sunshine Warming up the day The bugger’s got his golf clubs And it’s ‘working at home today
May only be seen in winter By now we ought to know But the bugger lives out in the wilds And gets trapped in the snow
You may one day get to see him Law of averages I guess Providing sunshine, rain or snow Doesn’t deprive the NHS
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