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April Falls

Writer: Graham PitcherGraham Pitcher

Pinch punch...

wait for the crunch

As gravity wins the day

Splish splosh

Oh my gosh

It’s downhill all the way

 

Toodle pip

Enjoy your trip

Nought to ninety* in one

Ding dong

It all went wrong

Need to call someone

 

Bumps a daisy

Things got hazy

Down we go again

Pop and fizz

I’m all in a tizz

Best lay off the Champagne!

 

GCP 25 

*Degrees


 
 
 

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