Love
A long, long, time ago
I met her, and I loved her so
We would be together our whole life through
For I already knew
Nobody else in the world would do
For fourteen years we lived our lives
In happy times and some in strife
We had each others back and sides
Against us no foe could ever survive
We really showed the world
Then the world began to change
My rock became, at best, deranged
From nowhere I lost my wife
As her tongue began to snipe
Our home became a battlefield
With neither side prepared to yield
Upon those words, our fate was sealed
Time to say goodbye
And now she’s gone
Never coming back
I put her on, that railroad track
Oh don’t worry, she will catch the train
She is tied with rope, and heavy chains
Oh stop complaining woman….
No, I am not getting you a duvet
What? thats it, I’m go….
Alternative ending
Yes, I am leaving, you stupid berk
otherwise I will be late for work
Which is hardly unknown information
They will be expecting down at the station
The delays did cause me to be late
The Stationmaster he did berate
That everything would be fine once the train I was driving
Was heading down the line