I am not trying to raise a fuss The tale I tell is true ''Twas overheard upon a bus Way back in 2002
Sitting on the back seat three teenage lasses spoke I payed very little attention After all, I am a bloke
Blasting up the Great North Road Five mph all the way Their talk turned on to what to do On the upcoming Bank Holidays
What you doing for Easter? Chocolate! One replied We all have to go to church Cos Jesus has just died
I won't be doing nothing Not a Christian, the other said I am now a Buddhist, with a turbin on my head Don't be daft. Surely Monks all wear the turbines To get their bald patch to grow
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